Telephone solicitation...

TO: The Asshole Who Keeps Calling
FROM: Me
RE: Your fucking automated phone solicitations

I have an epic greeting on my answering machine, just to dissuade shit-heads like you. Unfortunately, you don't know that, because you're using an automated solicitor. So, all I get is:

"...and if you're interested in this offer, press 8 now, and your call will be transferred to me immediately."

I don't know what the fuck you're hawking, but If it's not important enough to call me yourself, then just go away and leave me the fuck alone.

Thanks.