Oh, Puh-lease...

The planet is populated with a plethora of pious people, pontificating profusely and procreating prodigiously. They ponder, perhaps, the peculiar proclivities of a president, predisposed, as it were, to prejudice and persecution, a pugnacious parliamentarian, purposefully pandering to these parishioners and perceptibly prevaricating to perpetuate pernicious pejoratives. He promises paradise but produces only placeboes. He plays the pensive prince but is, for all practical purposes, a pretender, prostituting pristine principals for prurient politics. What a prick.