Care and handling of your new Xbox 360...

Microsoft should include this video in their user documentation. It demonstrates, rather grapically, the only way to derive the appropriate amount of gratification from this product.

Oh, and here are some reactions from a couple of devout customers:

Abid Syed [syedabidh@gmail.com]
When there is so many unfortunate people in the world, why would you be so WHITE and so lifeless to go do something gay like smashing an xbox. Plus I feel sorry for the losers who donate on your website. probably lifeless gay white peopel like u are. losers.

scott scott [touchthesky2006@hotmail.com]
wow. this is some gay shit. youre actually going to waste $430 on this shit?
i cant believe people have actually donated. this is some pure bullshit. i cant believe you dont have anything better to do. that $430 could go to something good.. but no.. you want to smash a $430 xbox. thats lame. i hope you dont get to $430. and if you do i hope theres a shortage and you dont get one. this is just stupid. i hope no one else donates to this stupid shit.

You think beating up on an innocent little Xbox is GAY? No. Bashing things is what you homophobic fuckers do.

Power down your sacred Xbox and get a fucking life...