'John Wayne made real movies. There ain't no queer in cowboy.'

In this article, Jim-Bob Zimmerschied is quoted as saying:

"I've been doing this job all my life and I ain't never met no gay cowboy. It wouldn't be right."

So, Jim-Bob, you think there are no gay cowboys? Well, if you've lived long enough and met enough cowboys, then at least one of them was gay. Trust me...

I don't know, maybe he's right... Maybe there really are no gay cowboys, just like there are no gay soldiers, right?