Sartain, the new Hitler?

In this op-ed piece, Joel Sartain writes:

First, I'd like you to know that we, the straight community, do love you. Your sexuality is not a problem with us. We don't mind employing you, working for you, sitting next to you at the ball game or eating dinner next to you in our restaurants. We don't mind living with you. Hey, we're all in the same race we call life.

However, we do have one issue with you. And, when discussing issues like this, it's best to get to the point. Your flamboyancy kills whatever it is you are trying to accomplish. That is your number one problem: flamboyancy. Is it clear? Flamboyancy.

Flamboyancy? Really? Is that it?

The multitude of stickers plastered on cars and walls around the country, the seemingly intentional intimate cuddling in public, the marches, the lousy editorial columns, the heralding of your makeshift heroes...the list goes on -- they're making us question our across-the-board tolerance of the gay community.

The multitude of stickers plastered on cars. Hmmm. You mean like all of those assholes out there with W04 stickers on their Ford FUV's?

You said yesterday: "As it stands, anyone can be fired for being gay..." George! Relax brotha. As it stands, my arms could fall off. As it stands, trees could start talking. As it stands, a gay man could become president. As it stands, gravity could cease to exist. There are infinite things that could happen but simply won't. Nobody is fired for being gay.

Nobody is fired for being gay? What about Cheryl Summerville? In 1991, she was fired from Cracker Barrel Old Country Store for being gay. So, to suggest that getting fired for being gay is as unlikely as gravity ceasing to exist is completely asinine.

More seriously, SMU and Dallas, Texas, are not the places for an outspoken, offensive, anti-Republican, flamboyant, gay movement to attempt to change the way society categorizes deviant behavior. That is the plain and simple truth, which may hurt.

Well, apparently that's where outspoken, offensive, Republican, anti-gay fuck-heads like you live.

You expect us to "tone it down a little bit." You suggest that if we feel unwelcomed by your hateful and bigoted attitudes, that we should "migrate to a more welcoming area." Why should we, especially when annoying you is so much fun?

Assholes like you do characterize homosexuality as a deviant behavior. That's the problem. Going away and leaving you alone, however, isn't going to solve that problem. We're here, and we're not going to hide in the closet anymore. Sure, you may berate us for holding hands or kissing in public, but, hell, we've had to put up with that shit from you for centuries.

There are plenty of pockets of wacko liberals who accept any and everybody. You guys would feel truly welcome there. They probably think their president is trying to kill them, too!

Wacko liberals? Wow. Big words from a little pissant college sophomore who can't decide what the fuck he's going to do with his life. No, Joel. I think we'll stick around just to piss you off and make your life as uncomfortable as you make ours.

And, BTW, if Adolph Bush thought he could get away with it, he would kill every gay person in America. So be a good little fascist: click your heels, salute Der Fuhrer with a resounding "Heil Bush", and goose step your homophobic ass back to your dorm room.


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