"Real Marriage"

In this article, Marie Jon writes:

Is America willing to forfeit its heritage, and therefore its future, to far-left progressives who would seek to reinvent human nature? Anyone who [sic] that turning a blind eye on gay "marriage" issue should watch out, next comes polygamy and who knows what else after that.

Okay... I'll bite: what's wrong with polygamy? I think if a man is stupid enough to marry two women, or three for that matter, let him. It would serve him right. Hey, let's not be sexist: why not polyandry too? Frankly, if women (except for you, of course, Marie) ran this world instead of the men, we'd be a much better off...

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

Hey Marie, do us all a favor, will ya? Take a Midol and chill.


tags: Gay Marriage, polygamy, polyandry