You call this tolerance?

Many straight people's idea of tolerance is the old "as long as you keep it behind closed doors" attitude.

Well, that's bullshit. That's not tolerance, it's avoidance. And it's a double standard: we have to deal with your heterosexuality each and every day. We see your wedding bands... We hear you talk about your spouses... We see you walking down the street, through the mall or down the grocery aisle together... We see you holding hands... We see your public displays of affection... We have to put up with your snot-nosed brats... And we have to hear that you and your wife are "expecting," which is, for all intents and purposes, essentially announcing that you fucked your wife.

Honestly? I don't have a problem with any of that.

What I can't stand is you getting your panties in a wad when you see two guys holding hands or kissing in public.

Just get over it, m'kay?